Maybe Trump should go back to calling his missile shield the Iron Dome

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Trump likely discovered Space Force is boring complicated nerd stuff not a bunch of guys in camouflaged space suits with ray guns going pew pew.

We'll find out soon just how gilded Trump wants to make the Golden Dome. Military officials owe the White House a report on possible Golden Dome architectures at the end of this week. Presumably, we'll see something about initial costs for the Golden Dome in the White House's fiscal year 2026 budget request to Congress.

The good news is nobody has ever tried to do national missile defense before. It seems a simple and easy problem. I have heard it described as hitting a bullet with a bullet from over the horizon. How hard can it be? Probably the only thing that was missing was throwing a lot of money at it.
 
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Trump likely discovered Space Force is boring complicated nerd stuff not a bunch of guys in camouflaged space suits with ray guns going pew pew.



The good news is nobody has ever tried to do national missile defense before. It seems a simple and easy problem. All that is missing is throwing a lot of money at it.

assuming the last line of your post is sarcasm.....
 
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Trump likely discovered Space Force is boring complicated nerd stuff not a bunch of guys in camouflaged space suits with ray guns going pew pew.
The last few months were a huge failure in "managing your manager" for the Space Force. Instead of all this nerdy satellite stuff, their first move after the election should have been to recruit a bunch of bodybuilders and make them do Doomguy or Warhammer 40k cosplay. You can even deploy them in lieu of the Secret Service!
 
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The "Iron Dome for America" naming was always incomprehensibly stupid anyway. Iron Dome is a system for intercepting, like, MLRS rockets. Israel's big-kid ABM system is Arrow.

Sure, but to the average human, Iron Dome is a known entity. Most folk around the world have probably at least casually heard the term. "ABM system" is going to be far less understood. The more specific you get with such things, the less regular folk will understand it.

Say "tank" and almost every human on the planet will know what sort of vehicle you're talking about.
Say "Abrams" in the context of tanks and many Americans will get it, as well as military buffs around the world, but you've lost a huge segment of understanding.
Drop "M1A1" in the context of tanks, and you've lost considerably more ears or eyes.

Speaking in broad terms is generally the best idea for non-technical discussions. While I'm loathe to "defend" Trump in absolutely any way, shape, or form, there really wouldn't have been a better comparative option that would be understood by nearly so many folk.

Even if you just said "anti-ballistic missile defense system", a significant number of people would have no idea what that meant. Context might give them "defense system", and "missile", but remember that many humans would happily refer to an LGM-30 Minuteman as a "bomb" and not have any notion that they aren't correct.
 
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The last few months were a huge failure in "managing your manager" for the Space Force. Instead of all this nerdy satellite stuff, their first move after the election should have been to recruit a bunch of bodybuilders and make them do Doomguy or Warhammer 40k cosplay. You can even deploy them in lieu of the Secret Service!

With this timeline, someone would choose a chaos chapter to cosplay.
 
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Literally impossible.

It would require the GDP of the whole planet for 2-3 decades to build…and still fail miserably.

Of course, Steve Bannon can always raise money like he did for the Border Wall (and how is that going?)
Oooo, I forgot about the wall. I wonder how that's going...

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Looks like it went exactly as I expected it to.
 
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I just can't get over the uniform design. It's like Star Court meets Spaceballs with a touch of Nazi black thrown in.

It fits the description near the end of HHGTG's, Restaurant At The End Of The Universe when Arthur Dent teleported to Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B and was discovered:

"The man with the gun moved from the door and circled round them. As he came into the light they could see his black and gold uniform on which the buttons were so highly polished that they shone with an intensity that would have made an approaching motorist flash his lights in annoyance."

I can see that description being the template for creating those uniforms.
 
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We will also build an anti-kaiju wall around the entire continental US, like in Pacific Rim. And we'll build a giant useless Grand Cannon like in Robotech. And we'll do it all with less money than we spend on regular stuff now, because most of that money will be funneled into the pockets of a few billionaire cronies. USA! USA! USA!
 
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There's really only one point in having a ballistic missile defense system, and that's to let Trump and his circle extort the world the way he's extorting the American people.

In the 1980s, when Reagan wanted missile defense, the concept that America could make itself invulnerable to a Soviet counterstrike was terrifying to Gorbachev. It was the chief reason why the Soviets backed off from continuing the trend toward reducing nuclear weapon stockpiles. In fact, because the US was good enough at telegraphing the possibility of a functional missile defense system, the USSR ramped up production of nuclear weapons, so that if they did have to do a counterstrike, they could be assured that they could overwhelm the US missile defense and strike at least some targets.

Why was this so important? Because mutually assured destruction, as crazy as it sounds, was (and still is) a functional deterrent from nuclear-armed nation states actually conducting a first strike against an enemy. Missile defense interferes with that calculus. If I have a weapon system that will annihilate you as an enemy, but your weapon system will do approximately nothing to me, why wouldn't I use it? Or why wouldn't I at least use the threat of it to get what I want?

This is also why intermediate-ranged ballistic missiles get carved out into their own space in international diplomacy: the shorter range, and therefore shorter response time, of IRBMs threatens the ability of the target to respond in kind. Like with missile defense, they destabilize the nuclear world order by giving one side a greater chance that they can "win" a nuclear war by striking first.
 
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Why was this so important? Because mutually assured destruction, as crazy as it sounds, was (and still is) a functional deterrent from nuclear-armed nation states actually conducting a first strike against an enemy.
MAD only works if both sides fear destruction though. During the Cuban Missile Crisis, Castro favored a Soviet first strike (presumably because the retaliation would mainly hit the USSR, not Cuba). Mao was also pretty nonchalant about nuclear war (because China was mostly rural and because he considered a million lives to be just a statistic).
 
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Too bad we seem to be giving up on "soft power" spending. You know, the type of investments that reduce or prevent conflicts. Like gathering allies to present a less attractive target for any bullies (cough NATO, but not all those members we are antagonizing and alienating).

Turtling up against the world seems a bottomless pit of expenses. How many billions more will the "cyber defense" group need? CDC (biological weapon defense)? ...
 
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The last few months were a huge failure in "managing your manager" for the Space Force. Instead of all this nerdy satellite stuff, their first move after the election should have been to recruit a bunch of bodybuilders and make them do Doomguy or Warhammer 40k cosplay. You can even deploy them in lieu of the Secret Service!
Warhammer 40k? Too nerdy for the trumpist base, and way too many rules. Doomguy? Trumpists would rather play the Cacodemons. The only things they will believe is the casus belli given by WWF/WWE announcers.

And even if a nationwide iron dome is viable, you still need to give Iran the actual long range icbm nuculear veppins, sir, for an iron dome to be of any use.

Compared to actually funding useful endeavors like education, the sheer amount of wasted effort going to this kind of white elephant WWE show is supremely dumbfounding.

Even funding wannabe blockchain projects is tons of magnitude more useful than funding ars(e) holes in the sky.

Edit: fat fingers
 
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I know, it's pointless, but these things seem to matter for USA's Commander in Chief... a golden armor won't be as protective as an iron one. Gold is too "soft". A titanium dome would've been more inspirational. "THE BEST DOME EVER SEEN IN HISTORY!". 😅

The best the USA is going to get for this would be a Golden comb over dome.
 
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The most likely vector will be a weapon smuggled in through one of our ports, not carried on a rocket. If we're worrying about ICBMs, it's already WWIII and it's too late.
Smuggling was always the easier route, and Trump's own actions will make that even more so.

- Cuts to / redirection of federal workers. Detecting and stopping smuggling is going to be much harder.

- Tariffs. The profit margin of smuggling is going to skyrocket. That means more smugglers, and bigger bribes offered to customs officials.
 
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I know, it's pointless, but these things seem to matter for USA's Commander in Chief... a golden armor won't be as protective as an iron one. Gold is too "soft". A titanium dome would've been more inspirational. "THE BEST DOME EVER SEEN IN HISTORY!". 😅
Titanium-gold alloy, of course; Iron Dome Man's suit. The perfect cosplay for Leon Muks.
 
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Warhammer 40k? Too nerdy for the trumpist base, amd way too many rules. Doomguy? Trumpists wpuld rather play the Cacodemons. The only things they will believe is the cases belli given by WWF/WWE announcers.

And even if a nationwide iron dome is viable, you still need to give Iran the actual long range icbm nuculear veppins, sir, for an iron dome to be of any use.

Compared to actually funding useful endeavors like education, the sheer amount of wasted effort going to this kind of white elephant WWE show is supremely dumbfounding.

Even funding wanmabe blockchain projects is tons of magnitude more useful than funding ars holes in the sky.
So.... Idiocracy Dome?
 
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