No evidence of associated supernova, and afterglow radio data contradicts current models.
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Man, if that's the case, I really don't envy Heaven's plumbing system right now.And at last we have an answer to the question "Could God create a burrito so hot that He couldn't eat it?"
Congratulations, you win on the internet today! No way anyone can top this comment today.A lot of astronomers are going to be sad that they missed the BOAT.
But if it was, what are the chances they're still around, 1.9 billion years later?I'm not saying it was...
Well if they are still around and still giving a shit about this reality, maybe give them some prayers?But if it was, what are the chances they're still around, 1.9 billion years later?
There's always a bigger one.A lot of astronomers are going to be sad that they missed the BOAT.
We will be fine, just as long as they spend time in the right bar, with the right bartender...Soon we will see a lightsail-powered trading ship coming from that area of sky, riding GRB 221009A. The crew will have many things to trade, and they will ask that we build them a launching laser so they can go on to the next stellar port-of-call.
If we refuse to build that launching laser, well, they have this device that makes the sun go boom....
About the same as one time I dropped a nickel on the counter when paying for something. Instead of rolling away, or landing on its side, it spun on its edge a few times around, then came to a stop standing on its edge.We've been operating gamma ray telescopes since 1960. Does it strike anyone else as unlikely that we've witnessed a 1-in-10,000-years event in those 63 years? The odds of that are, well, astronomical.
We've been operating gamma ray telescopes since 1960. Does it strike anyone else as unlikely that we've witnessed a 1-in-10,000-years event in those 63 years? The odds of that are, well, astronomical.
I'm well aware of what probability distributions are, but those are predicated upon an assumed intensity function which itself must be reliant on realizations of the underlying distribution. If one knows that there is a functional form of the scaling it's easy to observe more common events and determine the probability of less likely events. But given that we're relying on stellar evolution models based on incomplete details, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's more probably that we did not witness a one-in-10,000-years event but that our estimation of those long-period events are wrong.Statistics and probability functions are magical things. If you have a decent population of samples, you can make a good guess as to the shapes of the probability function at the extreme ends. It doesn't mean that you're right, or that you didn't observe an event that differs from the event population (an elephant in a herd of zebra), but that doesn't mean that you have to have been observing for 10,000 years to say that it's a once in 10,000 year event.
Not really. It's got to happen sometime. Now, if we'd seen 2, that would be unusual.We've been operating gamma ray telescopes since 1960. Does it strike anyone else as unlikely that we've witnessed a 1-in-10,000-years event in those 63 years? The odds of that are, well, astronomical.
I'm well aware of what probability distributions are, but those are predicated upon an assumed intensity function which itself must be reliant on realizations of the underlying distribution. If one knows that there is a functional form of the scaling it's easy to observe more common events and determine the probability of less likely events. But given that we're relying on stellar evolution models based on incomplete details, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's more probably that we did not witness a one-in-10,000-years event but that our estimation of those long-period events are wrong.
Not a BOAT. If it were, there would be a red light on the port and a green light on the starboard.A lot of astronomers are going to be sad that they missed the BOAT.
Maybe we are looking down on the mast of a sailboat that is at anchor?Not a BOAT. If it were, there would be a red light on the port and a green light on the starboard.
Because there is likely at least one non hard science fiction fan in this thread, an excellent short story by Larry Niven is being referenced here,Soon we will see a lightsail-powered trading ship coming from that area of sky, riding GRB 221009A. The crew will have many things to trade, and they will ask that we build them a launching laser so they can go on to the next stellar port-of-call.
If we refuse to build that launching laser, well, they have this device that makes the sun go boom....
Probably because those people are all working from the same data sets that inform modern understanding of stellar formation. Of course, interstellar winds were assumed to be even and the heliopause a nice sphere until we crossed it, planets were rare until they weren't, and models for solar system evolution all returned results like ours until we had more planetary data. I would expect that in another 50 years our understanding of GRB's will advance and change our understanding of the super-high-energy events that may be as rare as predicted now - or much, much more common.For all the naysayers on the 1 every 10,000 year thing, let me tell you that several groups estimated that independently based on different datasets from different instruments, and came to the same conclusions. I've yet to hear much criticism of this number from the GRB community, including some of the smartest people I know in this area of science. I guess it's easy to armchair quarterback your doubts on here.
To quote a JPL report on an unrelated subject, "The post-facto probability is unity."We've been operating gamma ray telescopes since 1960. Does it strike anyone else as unlikely that we've witnessed a 1-in-10,000-years event in those 63 years? The odds of that are, well, astronomical.
For instance, radio wave data revealed that GRB 221009A was 70 times brighter than any previously observed gamma-ray burst, so it is indeed the BOAT (thus far)—likely a one-in-10,000-year event. The burst's energy wasn't especially large for a GRB, but the jet emitting that energy was unusually narrow—and pointing directly toward Earth, making GRB 221009A seem especially bright.
And if it was... THEY MISSED!!But if it was, what are the chances they're still around, 1.9 billion years later?
They're not astronomical at all. 100 times 100 is 10,000. The odds of us finding something like this in a 100 year period is one in a hundred, or 1%. The odds of us finding something like this in a 63 year period is .63 %, so somewhat less. That's really not that unlikely at all, probably more likely than FAU being in the Final Four.We've been operating gamma ray telescopes since 1960. Does it strike anyone else as unlikely that we've witnessed a 1-in-10,000-years event in those 63 years? The odds of that are, well, astronomical.
So fucking what if “several groups” developed the same distribution curve? All that means is they are making the same assumptions about the shape of the distribution, which could be just as wrong for each group. It’s a bad look to make a comment that is both incredibly condescending and shows incredible lack of understanding of the point, at the same time.For all the naysayers on the 1 every 10,000 year thing, let me tell you that several groups estimated that independently based on different datasets from different instruments, and came to the same conclusions. I've yet to hear much criticism of this number from the GRB community, including some of the smartest people I know in this area of science. I guess it's easy to armchair quarterback your doubts on here.
Chucking neutron stars or black holes around to use as weapons or to harvest the energy from the collision (although that’s more associated with the Downstreamers, but it’s too soon for them) would be Xeelee level engineering so… fairly high maybe?But if it was, what are the chances they're still around, 1.9 billion years later?