I wish I had a gamepad that could control people in real life. One thing I would
do would be to make people standing in the express line at the grocery store wander off to the freezer aisle,
thus making a nice opening for me to buy my Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Then, I would go to the movies and make the projectionist
show the fight scenes in Jackie Chan and Jet Li movies over and over again. Ah, what power
I would wield.
Most of all, I would like to make telemarketers beat themselves repeatedly
over the head with their own phones when they call me five times before noon on
Saturdays. I hope someone out there is developing a controller like this. C'mon,
Thrustmaster, go for it! Eh, enough megalomaniacal dreaming (big word, woo-hoo!),
let's get to the news.
I am proud to introduce a new element to the Game.Ars
experience: Reader Mini-Reviews. As many of you know, Ars Technica has an
intrepid game editing staff of one (me!), so I have handed the reigns to
Game.Ars reader Ben Kuchera (aka Stasis) and let him run with a
review.
He has given Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast the once-over and offers his
worthy opinion to all of those who may be looking to add this game to their
collection.
But please, dear reader, I have to ask you not to offer
unsolicited reviews. As the game content in Game.Ars expands into new, uncharted
space, I may, in the future, request some freelance submissions. Until then,
enjoy Stasis' review of Jedi Outcast. The mini-reviews feature may
become a regular part of Game.Ars so that we can all get more gaming goodness
from our total Ars experience.
The editors at Gamespot.com recently talked with Sierra about
its next installment in the Tribes series. Called Tribes Fast Attack,
the next game will run on an upgraded version of Tribes 2, and will
include a series of single-player games in additional to its renowned
multiplayer combat. But even the multiplayer component will be undergoing some
changes, with smaller maps that Sierra hopes will appeal to a broader audience
base. Additions to the series will include new models, weapons and vehicles.
Multiplayer games can also be played free-for-all style.
Strange as it would be, could games may one day have labels that mark them as
"addictive"? A Milwaukee paper reported last week that a lawyer plans to file a lawsuit on behalf a woman whose son killed himself last November. The 21-year old young man was an avid
EverQuest player, and had previously been diagnosed with mental illnesses, including depression. While this case, in and of itself, is not prompting game companies to act on warning labels, some think that a verdict for the prosecution could be the catalyst for such a thing.
As far as I'm concerned, anything can become addictive, or perhaps I should
say habit-forming. Look at people who over-eat as an example. Food is not addictive, but can become an addiction when certain, self-destructive emotional states are factored in.
It's tragic, and sad, but is it really necessary to find blame in something like a video game for such heartbreak?
Myst on the small screen
The Sci-Fi channel announced that it would air a mini-series based on one of the most popular games of all
time:
Myst. Billed as an adventure show, the plot will follow intrepid investigators who set out to discover what really happened on the island of
Myst. Who knows, if it gets enough viewership, maybe we'll be looking at
Myst in our weekly TV guide.
Free stuff
Got your attention with the "free" thing, didn't I? Well, yes
indeed, Game.Ars is giving something away. This time it's not much more than a Star
Wars Jedi Starfighter T-shirt. It's sized large, it's white and it has the
PS2 Jedi Starfighter logo emblazoned on the front. If you want it, you'll have
to work for it. It's not hard work, though, in fact it's rather easy, since I'm
going to be kind enough to offer this e-mail link.
Click it, write Star Wars Shirt in the subject line, include the answer to the
Star Wars trivia question below and you'll be eligible to win the shirt. Plus,
next week, I'll put your name up and you'll have bragging rights in the forum
for a day or two. Man, it doesn't get any better than this... or does it? Put on
your thinking cap... here's the trivia question:
If a train leaves Cincinnati for New York going 60 MPH, and a train leaves New
York for Boston going 70 MPH, which train... Just kidding, that isn't the trivia
question -- this is:
For the filming of Star Wars Episode IV, in which country
were the desert scenes filmed? (By desert scenes, I mean the ones where we are first introduced to the handsome and
charismatic Jawas.)
We've heard the hype before
Each time a game developer says that its game will be "revolutionary," "a genre bender,"
"totally original" or "the best ever" do you flinch? I do, and recently Codemasters has been laying it on thick about its upcoming first-person shooter called,
Shoot to Kill: Colombia Crackdown. Here's just a taste of the hype machine at work on this one (as reported by Steve Hildrew for
GamesDomain.com):
"Game developers are complacent with first-person shooter games, relying on better graphics and broadband gameplay to spice up ageing dinosaurs,"
"The first-person shooter market really needs its arse kicking�" - Gavin Raeburn, Studio head at Codemasters
Normally I'd respond with a quick "whatever," but these are the people that made
Operation Flashpoint, the Game.Ars 2001 GUGOYA winner. So, keep your radar dishes up for this one if you're a FPS fan, it may have a chance to live up to the hype. We'll be keeping tabs on it at Ars and let you know when more details become available.
More Reader Opinions
I can always rely on Game.Ars readers to give me the straight dirt (whether I
like it or not). Last week, Rob N. (aka ronelson) sent me what at first seemed
like a list of demands from kidnappers. But, since I don't have any kids to
nap, I quickly figured out that he just wanted me to pimp his Warlords Battlecry
2 review. Here's what he had to say... er, demand.
"I'm submitting a review of Warlords Battlecry 2. You wrote about the
first game sometime over a year ago in Game.ars and I owe you for making me try it. You also owe ME, since it has since eaten up a large chunk of my time!"
- Rob N.
Well, if you say I owe you, then lets consider this making things even.
Anyone interested in the facts on Battlecry 2 can click
here and head to the forum where Rob posted his in-depth thoughts.
Bullet news
RollerCoaster Tycoon compilation coming, which includes original and all expansions.
Masters of Orion III being "streamlined" and its release
pushed back.
Activision announces Star Trek Elite Force II in Next Gen universe on board Enterprise.
03/31/2002 - Games of the Year; Novalogic
goes to Afghanistan; the new Counterstrike 03/24/2002 - Age of Wonders II; Tomb
Raider gets a graphics upgrade 03/19/2002 - EQ to become P&P?;
Kewl freebie 03/10/2002 - Warcraft III updates; C&C:
Generals 03/03/2002 - Meridian 59 back from the
dead; 'Copters for C&C 02/25/2002 - Unexplored RTS genres; Flashy
Flash games 02/17/2002 - Carls' movie favs; Awards galore;
Carmack on GeForce 4MX 02/10/2002 - AIAS Game of the Year; StatBuilder 02/03/2002 - EQ Premium; the ever hegemonic
Sims 01/27/2002 - More Viking games; Neverwinter
Nights to be published 01/20/2002 - Magic is for real; Bargain bin
time 01/13/2002 - More UT on the way! 01/06/2002 - The great GUGOYA
returns! 12/31/2001 - News Years Eve best
wishes! 12/22/2001 - Wizardry 8's labor; aliens
and pirates oh my! 12/16/2001 - Wolfenstein challenger;
Warez gets hit hard 12/09/2001 - Intellivision returns; EQ
expansion 12/03/2001 - British is coming;
Nocturne gets silver 11/24/2001 - Game balancing; NOLF 2
news 11/11/2001 - Getting Serious, very
Serious; EA cancels stuff 11/05/2001 - Contest winner; Half-Life,
the Movie? 10/28/2001 - Shattered Galaxy
contest; Disciples drooling.
10/22/2001 - Civ III anticipation; unofficial BGII expansion. 10/14/2001 - Worst Licenses ever; more
EQ goodness. 10/07/2001 - Poop of Radiance; Nvidia
and ATI to offer new phunk. 10/01/2001 - Star Wars Watching; more
B&W on the way.