A few weeks (!) later, I received a note, completely out of the blue, from Native Instruments support. They had removed Noire from my account, they said, because the seller had committed some unspecified fraud, and Native Instruments had transferred my copy of Noire back to the original purchaser.
This is the issue of treating software as a physical good that can be stolen by simple transference. It should be illegal for a scenario like this to occur, unless Noire itself provides you with a cash payment for the amount of money you spent, because it is, in effect, theft or fraud on their part, considering they oversaw and certified this secondhand sale in the first place.
Two of the examples are invasive DRM schemes that are slightly less invasive than they could be, and the third one is a company generously agreeing to accept the customer's money. It's AMAZING how low the customer service standards are in software.
EDIT: This was the article that annoyed me enough to post. Something about the above examples being regarded as "unusually good" really drives home the state of the modern software industry.
Isn’t language’s ability to evolve awesome?Sure all words are made up .. but they are made up to address a need in communication. However, "cromulent" was made up not to fulfill a need in communication, but as a nonsense word that would sound like a word you would actually use. But so many people liked saying this nonsense word that only later was it accepted as a real word, with a real meaning.
Indeed. When I saw the names Nate was referencing, I thought (in the first two examples) Augh! Run away! In my 35+ years involved in digital audio, I've learned to ignore anything that depends on DRM, no matter how well it works or how good it sounds. There's a reason sites like macos9lives.com still exist -- DAWs that just work, even 30 years after they've been set up, still able to reproduce exactly the same sounds, with the ability to take your tracks from 1995, tweak them, and produce a new version way up here in 2025 (and again in 2055).Two of the examples are invasive DRM schemes that are slightly less invasive than they could be, and the third one is a company generously agreeing to accept the customer's money. It's AMAZING how low the customer service standards are in software.
EDIT: This was the article that annoyed me enough to post. Something about the above examples being regarded as "unusually good" really drives home the state of the modern software industry.
There are so many options in music, both software and hardware, that it's honestly not hard to avoid crappy companies with minimal effort. You will sometimes pay more, to be fair, but not always.Indeed. When I saw the names Nate was referencing, I thought (in the first two examples) Augh! Run away! In my 35+ years involved in digital audio, I've learned to ignore anything that depends on DRM, no matter how well it works or how good it sounds. There's a reason sites like macos9lives.com still exist -- DAWs that just work, even 30 years after they've been set up, still able to reproduce exactly the same sounds, with the ability to take your tracks from 1995, tweak them, and produce a new version way up here in 2025 (and again in 2055).
I'd go as far as to say that this shouldn't be termed "unshittification" or "deshittification" but instead "lessshitification". The first two situations still involve a requirement for the company who produced the goods to continue to exist for you to be able to use the products they make. And the last? Nothing beats going to junior league sports games. Ticket prices are reasonable, the games are entertaining and less predictable, and you avoid every single bit of what makes March Madness... madness.
Nate, something you'll find is that there's lots of forums and groups of musicians and audio techs out there who are real people who have decided for the most part to avoid commercial audio tools with DRM. Things are at the point now where, even if you want/need specific hardware to get something done or achieve an effect, the tinkerers out there can fab up a run of boards, point you to a library to 3D-print the hard components to mount the circuitry to, and point you to a GitHub repository where the software exists that runs on it. Like Magic.
The result is something that costs a bit more up-front than the DRM'd alternatives, but it's a single-time payment to the actual people who did the work, and repair/upgrade is infinite.
THIS is the kind of stuff that is now magically possible with today's technology. And the music you can make with it is awesome, and often totally original.
Totally agree. And the hard part these days is often finding those communities, as they for some reason don't show up well in searches and on social platforms.There are so many options in music, both software and hardware, that it's honestly not hard to avoid crappy companies with minimal effort. You will sometimes pay more, to be fair, but not always.
The good ones honestly make better tools for the most part too, because they stay involved with the community and that kind of feedback loops improves things.
I think Nate had his heart in the right place for this story, in that we should make more of an effort to highlight good experiences. Discovery gets more and more difficult every day. Search sucks, social platforms suck, if you're not embedded in a community it's hard to get good info.
They must be old banjos. I'm sure newer ones will require an always-online connection.I'm glad my banjos do not require an internet connection.
"This should be barebones customer service, not standout performances" 100% describes the thesis of this article.I know this sounds super aggressive, but this reads like a bootlicker piece. This should be barebones customer service, not standout performances.
You're like the person house-training a puppy who, while still doing a fair bit of their business inside the house, finally manages once to wait and go in the yard once, nonetheless yells that that's the "bare minimum" and smacks the poor dog with a rolled-up newspaper.We should just accept it, shut up, and be happy we aren't (yet) complete slaves to our corporate overlords?
You can stand up for basic consumer rights in ways that don't result in the puppy getting hit with a rolled up newspaper.How exactly is standing up for basic consumer rights going to "backfire"?
The words used in Clockwork Orange are Russian transliterations. Burgess was one of the group of British writers who learned Russian at the behest of SIS. I learnt Russian from another member of that program.I'd say the closest thing to a "fake" word would be either fictional slang or dialect (e.g. A Clockwork Orange or 1984)
Do we want corporations to think they can treat us as badly as they want and still expect praise when they loosen the screws a little?You're like the person house-training a puppy who, while still doing a fair bit of their business inside the house, finally manages once to wait and go in the yard once, nonetheless yells that that's the "bare minimum" and smacks the poor dog with a rolled-up newspaper.
You can stand up for basic consumer rights in ways that don't result in the puppy getting hit with a rolled up newspaper.
'Transistor' was a fake word, once.There is a certain fake word that has been excreted on almost every article comment section for months. It means "something worsening" and appears unwanted, like a little bit of poo left on the floor by your dog, child, or neighbour. Said dog/child/neighbour beams at you as if it's the best present in the world.
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I don't know about you, but it certainly embiggened my vocabulary."Cromulent" would be a good example.
Do we want corporations to think they can treat us as badly as they want and still expect praise when they loosen the screws a little?
Thank-you!Now you've done it, new banjos will have USB activation sequences so they make sound.
No one here is hitting "puppies". These are full grown businesses which should and absolutely do know better. This comparison is just absurd.You're like the person house-training a puppy who, while still doing a fair bit of their business inside the house, finally manages once to wait and go in the yard once, nonetheless yells that that's the "bare minimum" and smacks the poor dog with a rolled-up newspaper.
You can stand up for basic consumer rights in ways that don't result in the puppy getting hit with a rolled up newspaper.
All I wanted was a simple way to give someone my money. No gimmicks, no intro offers, no "TV provider" BS—just a pure streaming play that puts all the games in one place, for a reasonable fee.
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The Max streaming service had all the games, except for those shown on CBS. (You can't have everything, I guess, but I get CBS in HD using an over-the-air antenna.)
I was hoping others would share examples of positive experiences in the comments...anyone? Bueller?
I don't have one to share that I can think of, alas.
No one here is hitting "puppies". These are full grown businesses which should and absolutely do know better. This comparison is just absurd
I have one of those for Comcast, but it only happened because one of my problems got mentioned in a story on Ars Technica. The main issue their guy at HQ was trying to resolve was the mismatch between their bandwidth numbers and my router's, which were sometimes off by a significant amount. (And never in my favor.) Ultimately he couldn't find the problem, but towards the end of our last call I asked if he could check something regarding my connection. He noted there was a low signal and I thanked him and said I'd call to get them to send someone out. Instead he offered to put in a service call ticket for me.Content warning - unbelievably good ISP support story ahead...