Tell Europe to go fuck themselves.
Why?
I mean, I get that people are all up in their jingoistic knickers about this being a political thing, because (in this case) it affects American companies. (In all other cases, Americans only ever read about it at all when American companies are affected.)
But just putting aside the fact that most companies that meet the criteria are, in fact, American — and, just for the argument, assuming that the criteria weren’t designed to exclude euro services, but that there are no European services that would compete:
What exactly is your criticism of the bill in itself? Are you opposed to government efforts to try and make corporations behave responsibly?
Incidentally, I’m surprised that Telegram isn’t on the list.