BC to customers: We're gonna fuck all of you so hard, all of your kids will be born with bleeding asses!Now, Broadcom is looking to save some business by incorporating channel partners into deals that it previously ushered them out of.
Broadcom squanders any remaining goodwill held for VMWare
Broadcom is actively hostile toward customers
"Why is nobody staying? We specifically requested it."
I'm sorry... what partners? VMWare had partners. Broadcom ended those agreements. There aren't a bunch of channel sales people just sitting in suspended animation waiting for the day that Broadcom revives them. They and their customers have had to find alternative solutions. These channels aren't known for moving quickly; it's taken a year for most of them to adjust things such that they can get by without VMWare. It would take a year to adjust those pipelines back -- assuming they could trust that Broadcom's offerings would stay stable over that transition period and into the future -- a sentiment all this flip-flopping doesn't do much to encourage.Broadcom sees giving 1,500 big users back to partners as the way to make that happen....
They've done this with multiple companies, people either don't pick up on it, don't care, or feel like they have a choice but to play their game.I feel like Broadcom has already showed their cards here. Even if you are to take them up on this offer it's only a matter of time until they try to turn the screws again. Better to just transition away from this mess while you can.
...to maximize the lock-in and shield us from the consequences of our future evil machinations."Broadcom recognizes that its best defense against possible migrations is making sure customers implement its full private cloud bundles..."
It's rare to see a Tanzu user in the wild.Still can't get pricing on VCF or whatever it called. Tanzu license expired and unable to renew the subscription. It's a great time to migrate away from this fiasco
The MBAs are the problem. Same with healthcare, same with food, same with housing...BC to customers: We're gonna fuck all of you so hard, all of your kids will be born with bleeding asses!
Customers exit the door, flipping two birds at once to BC.
BC to customers: WAIT! Instead of all of your kids, we'll only fuck SOME of you so hard so ONLY those kids will be born with bleeding asses.
Something tells me they're not going to stop the stampede for the door anytime soon with that kind of bullshit.
What kind of morons run BC today?
Oh, right... Techbros.
So this is all playing to the same script as any other techbro cluterfuck these days.
My org has a mix of Nutanix and VMWare, and even a sprinkle of Proxmox. At the end of they day, they all do the same thing. BC is crazy thinking they can charge a premium for a commodity service. If I were in charge I'd rather pay a few talented humans to manage a free product like Beeks did rather than give money to some soulless company.Far too late!
Punched out in favor of Nutanix months ago.
Right after they ended all the reseller agreements, they wrote new agreements with a much smaller number of VMware partners (my employer included). This effectively created an instant channel of anything-but-VMware resellers who need to find something else to sell and support, at the same time that their long-time customers were seeking an exit from VMware as well. It's the enterprise software equivalent of a world power getting hundreds of their tanks stuck in Ukraine, and the farmers coming and drag them away with tractors.I'm sorry... what partners? VMWare had partners. Broadcom ended those agreements. There aren't a bunch of channel sales people just sitting in suspended animation waiting for the day that Broadcom revives them. They and their customers have had to find alternative solutions. These channels aren't known for moving quickly; it's taken a year for most of them to adjust things such that they can get by without VMWare. It would take a year to adjust those pipelines back -- assuming they could trust that Broadcom's offerings would stay stable over that transition period and into the future -- a sentiment all this flip-flopping doesn't do much to encourage.
Speaking to The Register, Edwards claimed that migration from VMware is still modest.
Broadcom fully expected to drop customers from the changes. Hell I'd argue that's what they wanted. They have done everything they can to shed smaller customers. What they didn't expect was that some of their whales would transition away from them. Their plan was to basically take those top 2000 customers and just keep milking them for eternity. I guess they felt if you had thousands of VMWare hosts with 10's of thousands of VMs on them the cost/effort/risk of moving all of that to a new hypervisor would keep them on VMWare.I find this to be very odd. I thought that it was obvious to Broadcom that with these changes anyone who could migrate off of VMWare would do so. That the purpose behind these changes was to squeeze additional revenue from a product that they expected to die out in a fairly short span of time (~5 years). I guess that some customers who were already deep enough in the VMWare ecosystem that they weren't hurt by the bundling changes, but I generally assumed that Broadcom was simply exploiting the fact that enterprises are slow moving and would take years to migrate away to cash in.
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Yeah, at this point it's too late. You have already revealed yourselves as rapacious assholes, so 'Uh, yeah, we've decided not to poop on you this week' is only going to work for the dumbest of the dumb. Luckily for them, there are still a lot of stupid corporations. They might even up ahead by losing 60% of their customers but jacking up rates on the rest by 10x :/ - contrary to what they keep insistently telling us, sufficiently evil usually does prosper, it's just small-time evil that sometimes gets punished.