Unbearably subtle pun. I like it.Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear
I did not know (these) brain worms were resistant to freezing, holy fucking shit.Experts at the CDC obtained leftover frozen samples of the bear meat, which revealed moving larvae. Testing identified the worm as Trichinella nativa, a species that is resistant to freezing.
They also survive fermentation, which is why you need to test your walrus before eating the igunaq you made from it (walrus are another source).I did not know (these) brain worms were resistant to freezing, holy fucking shit.
I've had black bear a handful of times. It's delicious.I just... I mean... what? Bear?
Well Beth didn't mention that the bear's diet was almost exclusively romaine.Another nail in the coffin (figuratively?) for the carnivore diet?
Philistine. Brain worms are best with fava beans and a nice Chianti.I enjoy brain worms, they taste delicious mixed with grilled onions. However eating them rare is just nasty. Who are these people?
There's no indication any Romanians were eaten by the bear.Well Beth didn't mention that the bear's diet was almost exclusively romaine.
It's meat. Why are you surprised? That being said, I don't think I've ever seen people cook bear meat without roasting the sh!t out of it. Bear meat almost always sucks (especially if they've been eating a lot of fish... that is just vile), so why risk disease for a slightly less-sh!t piece of meat?I just... I mean... what? Bear?
Can we use a cooking thermometer instead?Cooking game meat without a fucking thermometer? Jesus Christ.
Hrmm:I did not know (these) brain worms were resistant to freezing, holy fucking shit.
Yikes. Evolution is pretty wild sometimes! Not that there aren't all sorts of extremophiles we know about, but that's a relatively complex organism. Neat if cautionary.Wikipedia said:This nematode infects the muscles of mammals such as the Arctic fox and the polar bear. To complete its lifecycle, the flesh of its host must be eaten by some other mammal. In the Arctic, the corpses of animals that die may get frozen and later be consumed by scavengers. This worm remains viable even after being frozen at −18 °C (0 °F) for four years.
Most are, which is why cooking pork is hard.I did not know (these) brain worms were resistant to freezing, holy fucking shit.
I just... I mean... what? Bear?
Yeah, I've eaten canned bear meat, which is obviously boiled under pressure for a long time, but the real crime here is cross-contaminating the veggies. Anyone with that little awareness of basic hygiene should not be cooking for a family (do what you like to yourself).It's meat. Why are you surprised? That being said, I don't think I've ever seen people cook bear meat without roasting the sh!t out of it. Bear meat almost always sucks (especially if they've been eating a lot of fish... that is just vile), so why risk disease for a slightly less-sh!t piece of meat?
Sometimes you read the subhead and immediately know who the author is. Grizzly parasite indeed.Sometimes you read a headline and just agree with natural selection.
I mean, I'd expect the veggies were roasted in the same dish as the bear, and the same utensils were used to serve the food from that one dish. It's how we traditionally (before my generation all became vegetarian) served turkey or pot roast.Yeah, I've eaten canned bear meat, which is obviously boiled under pressure for a long time, but the real crime here is cross-contaminating the veggies. Anyone with that little awareness of basic hygiene should not be cooking for a family (do what you like to yourself).
"Canned bear meat"? What the literal fuck? Where do you even go to get that shit? Buying drugs is probably easier.Yeah, I've eaten canned bear meat, which is obviously boiled under pressure for a long time, but the real crime here is cross-contaminating the veggies. Anyone with that little awareness of basic hygiene should not be cooking for a family (do what you like to yourself).
Haven't you ever heard of the food chain?You would think that by the 21st century humans would stop going "hey, lemme eat that". Just stick with cow, chicken, turkey (pheasant, duck, goose), fish (no shark fins or octopus), deer, buffalo, and maybe squirrel or rabbit if you're feeling so inlined. And eat your veggies!
Ship it to who?I've heard stories locally, that recommended practice is to ship a sample of the bear meat in order to be told how the bear meat should be prepared for consumption (what temp, how long). Urban legend was that the response in one case was "incinerate", the meat was that bad.
Give me medium rare grizzly bear or give me parasitic death, damn it!make sure the meat is cooked to at least ≥165° F (≥74° C) to avoid risking brain worms.
I shouldn't give advice to the expert, but I think "grisly" would have worked better for the pun/joke.The health experts noted how tricky it can be to identify and diagnose these rare cases but flagged periorbital edema and the eosinophilia as being key clinical clues to the grizzly infections.
Is that you RFK Jr?Give me medium rare grizzly bear or give me parasitic death, damn it!
DirtyCan we use a cooking thermometer instead?
I did not know (these) brain worms were resistant to freezing, holy fucking shit.