If you plan to eat an undercooked bear, watch out for brain worms

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I just... I mean... what? Bear?
It's meat. Why are you surprised? That being said, I don't think I've ever seen people cook bear meat without roasting the sh!t out of it. Bear meat almost always sucks (especially if they've been eating a lot of fish... that is just vile), so why risk disease for a slightly less-sh!t piece of meat?
 
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xoa

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I did not know (these) brain worms were resistant to freezing, holy fucking shit.
Hrmm:
Wikipedia said:
This nematode infects the muscles of mammals such as the Arctic fox and the polar bear. To complete its lifecycle, the flesh of its host must be eaten by some other mammal. In the Arctic, the corpses of animals that die may get frozen and later be consumed by scavengers. This worm remains viable even after being frozen at −18 °C (0 °F) for four years.
Yikes. Evolution is pretty wild sometimes! Not that there aren't all sorts of extremophiles we know about, but that's a relatively complex organism. Neat if cautionary.
 
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis
I've heard stories locally, that recommended practice is to ship a sample of the bear meat in order to be told how the bear meat should be prepared for consumption (what temp, how long). Urban legend was that the response in one case was "incinerate", the meat was that bad.
 
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Dreadalus

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It's meat. Why are you surprised? That being said, I don't think I've ever seen people cook bear meat without roasting the sh!t out of it. Bear meat almost always sucks (especially if they've been eating a lot of fish... that is just vile), so why risk disease for a slightly less-sh!t piece of meat?
Yeah, I've eaten canned bear meat, which is obviously boiled under pressure for a long time, but the real crime here is cross-contaminating the veggies. Anyone with that little awareness of basic hygiene should not be cooking for a family (do what you like to yourself).
 
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Dhalgren

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Two of the people got sick from cross-contamination. I wonder how many people would have still gotten sick even if they'd cooked the meat properly as you likely would have removed the vegetables before they reached a high enough temperature to kill the parasites and thus you'd still likely get cross-contamination, no? Seems to me like that's the more important lesson to learn here: don't use the same grill for meat and vegetables.
 
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Bears: Don't let your guard down even when they're dead.
 
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Yeah, I've eaten canned bear meat, which is obviously boiled under pressure for a long time, but the real crime here is cross-contaminating the veggies. Anyone with that little awareness of basic hygiene should not be cooking for a family (do what you like to yourself).
I mean, I'd expect the veggies were roasted in the same dish as the bear, and the same utensils were used to serve the food from that one dish. It's how we traditionally (before my generation all became vegetarian) served turkey or pot roast.

The undercooking is a problem; the cross-contamination seems pretty ho-hum.
 
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msawzall

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Yeah, I've eaten canned bear meat, which is obviously boiled under pressure for a long time, but the real crime here is cross-contaminating the veggies. Anyone with that little awareness of basic hygiene should not be cooking for a family (do what you like to yourself).
"Canned bear meat"? What the literal fuck? Where do you even go to get that shit? Buying drugs is probably easier.
 
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You would think that by the 21st century humans would stop going "hey, lemme eat that". Just stick with cow, chicken, turkey (pheasant, duck, goose), fish (no shark fins or octopus), deer, buffalo, and maybe squirrel or rabbit if you're feeling so inlined. And eat your veggies!
Haven't you ever heard of the food chain?

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Dhalgren

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I've heard stories locally, that recommended practice is to ship a sample of the bear meat in order to be told how the bear meat should be prepared for consumption (what temp, how long). Urban legend was that the response in one case was "incinerate", the meat was that bad.
Ship it to who?
 
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jrmbalcones

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The health experts noted how tricky it can be to identify and diagnose these rare cases but flagged periorbital edema and the eosinophilia as being key clinical clues to the grizzly infections.
I shouldn't give advice to the expert, but I think "grisly" would have worked better for the pun/joke.
 
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