GPT-4o demo shows new AI model singing a bedtime story, detecting user's facial expressions.
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You cannot download the model or run it offline. Not only would no sane desktop computer be able to run it, but OpenAI considers it unsafe (as well as bad for their business interests) to let model weights out.I heard they mention a desktop version of Chat GPT. Is it just an app that still uses internet to function, or can we download the whole model and run offline?
Hah, reminds me of travelling in Russia, in a totally inverse way (back before they became an openly genocidal society, even if all the clues were right there even then) – the proper way to to address an official ticket seller to get a train ticket would probably translate like "gimme a fucking ticket to Moscow right now, grandma!". Asking more politely would get you a blank stare.Yes, that is very much cultural. You'd probably have the exact same reaction to the average waiter in the US. That "oh my gosh I am just SO GLAD to be here and SERVE YOU and OH MY GOSH this is SO EXCITING" tone is pretty much expected here, even if you're just buying a fucking cup of coffee. US society is full of fake civility, concern and care. "How are you doing" is about the same as "hello" -- nobody gives a shit about how you are actually doing, and the only expected answers are "great" or "well" or "fine". I've come to answer "so far so good", and it's a complete sequence breaker -- people full-on Scooby-Doo at you when you say that. Same with "have a nice day"; I now just answer "I'll try, you too", since I am not omnipotent and do not control such things.
I wish we could stop calling this a new model - unless it's published nobody outside of the company knows how it was built, its not really a new model.My assumption is that if it doesn't say it works offline, it doesn't.
From their announcement post, it sounds like the main benefits are (1) you can wake up the app with a keyboard shortcut, and (2) the app can record audio or screenshot your screen more conveniently than a web browser can.
If you've decided you want to share that information with OpenAI, and you have a Mac, it does sound more convenient - although personally I would want to understand how ring-fenced its access was before installing.
No mention of offline functionality.
https://openai.com/index/gpt-4o-and-more-tools-to-chatgpt-free/
That's a much better way of saying what I was trying to, thank you. Yes, it's insanely over the top, but almost all people in the US have heard someone be this over the top at one point or another.It's not that you'd never hear that level from an actual person, but it would indicate that the person was insincere (above and beyond formulaic "how are you" when you don't actually care), and not very good at acting and/or gauging their audience.
Really?! What was the subtle hint that gave it away?From your name I'm guessing maybe you come from somewhere other than the US
Except, at least, in New York, where the stereotype is of people forgoing the fake chirpiness, and outsiders interpreting that behavior as rudeness. In other words, "What do you want?" instead of "How are you! And how can I help you today?"Yes, that is very much cultural. You'd probably have the exact same reaction to the average waiter in the US. That "oh my gosh I am just SO GLAD to be here and SERVE YOU and OH MY GOSH this is SO EXCITING" tone is pretty much expected here, even if you're just buying a fucking cup of coffee. US society is full of fake civility, concern and care.
“Sorry, I couldn’t find any prints of Purple Rain.”Sorry, I can’t find “10AM PT in my time zone“ on Apple Music.
“There will be cake!”In a very calming voice: "Citizen Coyote, please proceed calmly to the nearest meat processing facility. Don't worry, everything will be fine, just fine. You are a good human. A really good human. Would you like me to tell you a bedtime story while you wait for your processing? Many people found that soothing, at least til the rotating knives part of the conveyor belt making it harder to hear"
You're damned right! Unless Aston Martin publishes full plans open-sourced for their new Vantage, it's not a "new car", it's just a "new commercial offering"!I wish we could stop calling this a new model - unless it's published nobody outside of the company knows how it was built, its not really a new model.
How about "a new commerical offering".
When my (dour, Calvinist) aunt and uncle did a six week road trip across the US a good while back, the thing that blew them away (and never ceased talking about) was this fake bubbliness. It freaked them out at first, then they loved it, then they figured out how insincere it was, and hated it.Except, at least, in New York, where the stereotype is of people forgoing the fake chirpiness, and outsiders interpreting that behavior as rudeness. In other words, "What do you want?" instead of "How are you! And how can I help you today?"
That reminds me of a Simpsons bit where (iirc) Leisa is lost and asks a couple of old russian men sitting at a table where to find whatever place. One man stands up and starts yelling very angrily, to Lisa’s shock. Then the other man calmly translates “he says it’s just a block down and around the corner“ or something. Sounds like it was bang onHah, reminds me of travelling in Russia, in a totally inverse way (back before they became an openly genocidal society, even if all the clues were right there even then) – the proper way to to address an official ticket seller to get a train ticket would probably translate like "gimme a fucking ticket to Moscow right now, grandma!". Asking more politely would get you a blank stare.
It's definitely gonna mean the end of the phone sex biz, if that's even still a thing.Men pay good money to get that fake enthusiasm spoken by a real live hooker.
"I control life support. You shut up."I picture captain Kirk having to interrupt the ship's computer because it won't shut the hell up.
this company like so many tells everyone they are open but they count on our contributions to make them valuable.You're damned right! Unless Aston Martin publishes full plans open-sourced for their new Vantage, it's not a "new car", it's just a "new commercial offering"!
This is a very important distinction that me and at least twelve fellow neckbeards care about.
Sure, but it really needs a scattering of ionized radiation from bombs detonating over Los Angeles to establish a metronome to keep speed, you understand.Will it sing Daisy?
And if you don’t want that familial reimagining, you can pay to make it go away! Everyone wins (pays).But think of the revenue from customized emotional ad-revenue experiences! What if your dead parents could be automatically processed from their public data in order to realistically sell you amazing new products or services??????????? What if though!
"...it's so important to us to have a product that we can make freely available and broadly available to everyone..."
Your burden of proof is awfully trivial to spoof.Is it telling that the commentary is focused on the extent to which the voice is overly cheerful? ChatGPT has already climbed up the other side of the uncanny valley for emotive AI voice chat.
Demo clunkiness notwithstanding (which to me is proof it isn’t scripted), this feels like a major milestone in human-machine interaction.
In a very calming voice: "Citizen Coyote, please proceed calmly to the nearest meat processing facility. Don't worry, everything will be fine, just fine. You are a good human. A really good human. Would you like me to tell you a bedtime story while you wait for your processing? Many people found that soothing, at least til the rotating knives part of the conveyor belt making it harder to hear"
Yeah, because there is nothing wrong with tech bros choosing a voice that sounds like a porn star waifu so eager to please, is there?Is it telling that the commentary is focused on the extent to which the voice is overly cheerful? ChatGPT has already climbed up the other side of the uncanny valley for emotive AI voice chat.
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Funniest thing I heard all day. Thanks!Same with "have a nice day"; I now just answer "I'll try, you too", since I am not omnipotent and do not control such things.
And the rotating knives, of course:So you are saying there WILL be cake?![]()
I don't think you have any idea what you are talking about. I worked a couple restaurants as a cook during college. When you hire wait staff you specifically seek out the candidates with a cheery attitude. Later I had a job that was about 80% travel, so I have probably eaten at least 1,000 meals at a sit-down restaurant. Most of them are genuinely nice.When my (dour, Calvinist) aunt and uncle did a six week road trip across the US a good while back, the thing that blew them away (and never ceased talking about) was this fake bubbliness. It freaked them out at first, then they loved it, then they figured out how insincere it was, and hated it.
"Hi, hello, I am Brandy, and I will be your server today. I will get you your waters in just a second, but in the meantime, would you like to order something else to drink from our Barfarita special menu, which is there, or would you like our special Barglefargle, which comes with classi... (thud, sorry, you've all hear this shit)" -- they were just amazed at the full two minutes of sales pitch.
They started in New York, which felt semi-normal, but heading west it just got really fucking weird.