Yes, it turns out you can make a Tesla Cybertruck even uglier

Mansory, infamous modifier of cars, turns its attention to the Tesla Cybertruck.

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[Shitpostradamus]

There once was a thing called the cybertruck
Exclusively driven by supercucks
They have shit taste
Their life is a waste
and if they all went away no one would give a fuck

 

[GreyAreaUK]

Jesus…and I want to be clear on this…wept..!

 

[HiroTheProtagonist]

Still less ugly than the cottage market of Cummins swapping going on. People spend $100k on their Cybertrucks, then spend anywhere from $10k-$20k to retrofit a Cummins diesel engine so they can roll coal.

 

[DarthSlack]

This.....

This has to be Mansory taking the piss, right? Like having a contest to see who could take profoundly ugly and make it even uglier?

Please tell me this is just an expensive and elaborate joke.

 

[ERIFNOMI]

This company’s custom Cybertruck will make you long for the original

No, I don't think it will. Both can be apocalyptically fucking stupid.

E: ok, this one I agree with. But it's pretty meaningless. It's like saying yes, you can make that shit sandwich taste worse. Great, but I think I'll pass on both.

Yes, it turns out you can make a Tesla Cybertruck even uglier

 

[OtherSystemGuy]

When ever my wife and I pull into a restaurant with a cyber truck in the lot, we play "spot the techbro". Their arrogance makes them stick out from us in the normal, unwashed masses.

 

[kewippleNaja]

Now even more Orwellian!

 

[citizencoyote]

As if driving a Cybertruck wasn't sign enough that you make poor life choices, along comes this monstrosity. At this point I can only assume the ugliness and gawdiness is the whole point.

Even the Homermobile looks good next to this.

 

[valinor89]

Ok, for a moment I thought that the name was Masonry and all the black pieces were actually marble of some kind!

 

[theSeb]

This.....

This has to be Mansory taking the piss, right? Like having a contest to see who could take profoundly ugly and make it even uglier?

Please tell me this is just an expensive and elaborate joke.

This looks like typical Mansory work. Take something expensive and make it completely vulgar.

 

[Fabermetrics]

I drew this in 3rd grade once. The author should add that it also shoots lighting out from the bottom at pedestrians a la Carmageddon. Its a real beast.

 

[whoisit]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEN34elyWG3/

 

[FunnelFiasco]

I didn't know one could compress this much well-deserved contempt into a single article. Truly a wonder of science.

 

[lex_lurker]

"Mansory Elongation": taking your penile insecurity up to the max.

 

[Entegy]

I've now seen a few of these on the road. These things are fucking ugly N64 polygons and this "mod" looks like me applying every single mod to a car in a GTA5 garage, then adding camo because "cool".

I have no sense of style and good god I rather be stranded on the side of the road than ride in one of these things.

 

[Sajuuk]

Still less ugly than the cottage market of Cummins swapping going on. People spend $100k on their Cybertrucks, then spend anywhere from $10k-$20k to retrofit a Cummins diesel engine so they can roll coal.

Wat.

 

[fkaOld_one]

All that’s missing is the Oscar Meyer wiener on the roof.

 

[Wheels Of Confusion]

And still not measuring up to the real thing:

 

[Bad Monkey!]

Mansory is the ultimate rebuttal to any assertion that Europeans inherently have better taste than Americans.

 

[Emon]

It's worse than the shittiest gaming PC to ever have befallen this Earth.

Astonishing

 

[whoisit]

And still not measuring up to the real thing:

Is that from,...Tango and Cash? Deep cut there.

 

[frozndevl]

Honestly, as much as I despise these trucks and all the related pieces, I do think they actually look better when they lean into the absurdity and go full dystopian / road warrior vibe.

 

[katespace]

The cybertruck looks like an El Camino fucked the triforce from the OG Zelda game. This abomination is even worse than the original abomination.

 

[g.silver]

I think that this, along with a lot of what Musk does, is just designed to get people angry, and for the amusement of people who want to see others angry.

So... mission accomplished?

 

[ubercurmudgeon]

Needs bubble domes.

 

[n0b0dy_h3r3]

Needs more whale penis leather seats

 

[Waco]

Mansory is living up to their reputation for somehow making everything they touch even uglier.

 

[qchronod]

Who else wants a Cybertruck done as the BttF Delorean?

 

[HiroTheProtagonist]

I think that this, along with a lot of what Musk does, is just designed to get people angry, and for the amusement of people who want to see others angry.

So... mission accomplished?

I'm not going to use the actual language, but back in the day there was a popular meme comic with the following dialog:

"Hurf durf look at how stupid I'm being!"
"Fuck off moron"
"Joke's on them, I was merely pretending to be r-word!"

Apparently this line of thinking went from just being stupid on the internet to utilizing a multibillion dollar supply chain and manufacturing corpus to achieve the same result.

 

[Ravant]

Mansory Cybertruck: Now 80% more swasticar.

 

[Chuckstar]

All that’s missing is the Oscar Meyer wiener on the roof.

But I’m sure there’d be a huge weiner inside!

 

[sartalon]

Looks like something a 9 year old would doodle in class.

 

[twelvebore]

So they've taken a car that looks like it was designed by a 12-year-old, and turned it into a car that looks like it was designed by a 7-year-old.

I mean... it's a change I guess.

 

[Ravant]

The point of this is.. what? Meeting your anti-Tesla article quota, otherwise you don't get paid...

obviously if you don't like it, it's not for you. there have always been customers who wanted weird vehicles, and that goes i'm sure back to wagons and chariots.

Cybertrucks have no problems selling where we are, and there are more Teslas on the roads than any other vehicle it seems.

Good luck!

Sounds like you have a lot of people around you supporting Musk's "Roman Salute." Wouldn't call that a good thing. Good luck!

 

[Sylro]

I really like those wheels.

everything else is merde.

 

[garrobon]

Just imagine what kind of podcasts the driver of this Cybertruck listens to.

Ha! Such a perfect caption.

 

[shawnce]

Finally a DePlorean for the truly deplorable.

 

[Octavus]

Still less ugly than the cottage market of Cummins swapping going on. People spend $100k on their Cybertrucks, then spend anywhere from $10k-$20k to retrofit a Cummins diesel engine so they can roll coal.

While dumb this actually seems pretty cheap for what I would imagine isn't the easiest job. Where does the engine and transmission go? How do connect them up the axises?