i kill myself now

DrPizza · Jun 17, 2003

i masturbated. i spurted everywhere. my mum came in to talk to me about something. she spotted something on the floor. she said "what is that?" i muttered "water" or something lame. she said "I know what it is!" she looked disgusted. she left. i kill myself now. ;_;

AlphaMeridian · Jun 17, 2003

I simply cannot express the depths to which I am laughing right now. -Alpha

BXJzyD · Jun 17, 2003

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre"> 01:24:26 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
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[ 01:24:28 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
[ 01:24:30 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
[ 01:24:33 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
[ 01:24:35 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
[ 01:24:38 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
[ 01:24:40 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
[ 01:24:43 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] ;_;
[ 01:24:51 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] my mum just came into my room
[ 01:24:53 ] Â [ @wanders ] Poor Peter.
[ 01:24:57 ] Â [ @DoktorLoken ] ROL ROL ROL ROL ROL
[ 01:24:59 ] Â [ @DrPizza ] and saw semen on the floor
[ 01:25:01 ] Â [ @DoktorLoken ] HAHAHAHA
[ 01:25:02 ] Â [ @DoktorLoken ] a;lsjkfas;ljkf
[ 01:25:04 ] Â [ @DoktorLoken ] HAHAHAHA
[ 01:25:05 ] Â [ @DoktorLoken ] AHAHAH </pre> Peter, don't take it so hard. I'm pretty sure there isn't a more embarassing situation on the planet for any male.

bilyl · Jun 17, 2003

Is this a joke? -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/ws/images/scared.gif --

DrPizza · Jun 17, 2003

thank you for your sympathy.

Ben Kuchera · Jun 17, 2003

You must give great blowjobs for Caesar to keep your retarded ass around.

Thanatos · Jun 17, 2003

Next time, catch it in a bowl of Wheatabix.

-Triple- · Jun 17, 2003

I trust you're not serious about this. Suicide isn't a very intelligent solution to this problem.

Gandalf007 · Jun 17, 2003

Um, VR? /me is fighting the urge to click the "report this post" button... I'm sure PeterB would love seeing his own post in the moderation queue. -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif -- Really, this at least deserves a Not Work Safe warning. Now go watch American Pie and laugh it off. Hmm, maybe that's not a good idea, then we'll have a PeterB thread "I just fucked an apple pie". -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/ws/images/scared.gif -- Edit: Holy shit, there were no replies when I composed my post. Fucking IRC!

AlphaMeridian · Jun 17, 2003

Wasn't it Wheatabix? -Alpha

Vlip · Jun 17, 2003

Hey, if you assume the li'lle factories down there never stop working it them becomes logical that you shall unload the storage sheds sometime -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif -- The first one who requests pics is a fucking dead man -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif -- -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif --

SamRulezTheWorld · Jun 17, 2003

Stasis7 is just jealous it landed on the floor and not on his face. And use a tissue, mang! Sheesh! - Sam

BXJzyD · Jun 17, 2003

Stasis: Have some sympathy man. Think of what it would be like if it happened to you. This is terrible.

DrPizza · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Gandalf007: Um, VR?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uh, this is geek angst if ever there was geek angst.

-Triple- · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stasis7: You must give great blowjobs for Caesar to keep your retarded ass around.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, fuck off.

The_Ronin · Jun 17, 2003

I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't think of this happening to a better guy!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA god... my stomach hurts... this just made my day EDIT A) You are 22 and living at home B) Use a catch rag C) BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Steve Yun · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by PeterB: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Gandalf007: Um, VR?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uh, this is geek angst if ever there was geek angst.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> On top of the fact that hands don't really count as relationships.

Thanatos · Jun 17, 2003

<blockquote class="ip-ubbcode-quote">
quote:<hr>Originally posted by -Triple-: <blockquote class="ip-ubbcode-quote">
quote:<hr>Originally posted by Stasis7: You must give great blowjobs for Caesar to keep your retarded ass around.<hr>
</blockquote>Oh, fuck off.<hr>
</blockquote>And then get caught by your mom... -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif --

Ben Kuchera · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Oh, fuck off. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hell no, my mother might walk in. /edit: Damnit, beaten!

shaftblake · Jun 17, 2003

so what happened since? Has your mom spoken to you since?

Rudi · Jun 17, 2003

Sprung bad!! What's wrong with your ears PeterB? They're supposed to be a mans most sensetive organ whilst masturbating. Very embarrasing, you have my sympathy. LOL

Sumthingorother · Jun 17, 2003

look at this optimistically: She wasn't disgusted at you fapping, she was disgusted that you can't clean up after yourself

Steve Yun · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by PeterB: i muttered "water" or something lame.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Coulda just called it "secret sauce"

shaftblake · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Sandline: You wanted to talk to me mom? http://www.cameron-diaz.com/scripts/viewfull.asp?img=about553.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you mean View image: http://www.cameron-diaz.com/gallery/movie_stills/images/about553.jpg

HydraShok · Jun 17, 2003

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Funniest thread EVAR. View image: http://home.attbi.com/~arsian/ars/luke_fap.gif View image: http://home.attbi.com/~arsian/ars/winnerisyou.jpg

windi · Jun 17, 2003

Mwhahahahaha Thanks for making my day. -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif --

-Triple- · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>A) You are 22 and living at home<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I will most likely be living at home when I'm that age. It's called school, moron. Not all of us can afford to live comfortably on our own.

Ben Kuchera · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Stasis7 is just jealous it landed on the floor and not on his face. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> View image: http://members.arstechnica.com/subscriptors/x/stasis7/sam.JPG

MR2DI4 · Jun 17, 2003

<blockquote class="ip-ubbcode-quote">
quote:<hr>Originally posted by Stasis7: You must give great blowjobs for Caesar to keep your retarded ass around.<hr>
</blockquote>That was uncalled for! -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/ws/images/judge.gif -- Bummer PeterB, don't off yourself over it though... MR2Di4 -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif --

SamRulezTheWorld · Jun 17, 2003

LMAO!!! That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. No wonder I'm so grumpy-looking, eh? -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif -- You win. But you're still a troll. -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/ws/images/judge.gif -- - Sam

Rudi · Jun 17, 2003

In this day and age there's nothing abnormal about living at home at 22. Economics often dictates. One of my staff is fifty years old, he still lives at home, he'd still live with his mum if she hadn't died.. Now he's not normal but 22??? Not unusual in the slightest. Peter's mother is probably just has embarrased as him -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif --

Norrick · Jun 17, 2003

HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA *deep breath* HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA

anak1 · Jun 17, 2003

uh, pics? -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif -- -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/ws/images/scared.gif --

HydraShok · Jun 17, 2003

<Norrick> Break up with her. </Norrick> *looks around* What?

AlphaMeridian · Jun 17, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> uh, pics? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 'bzzt' This is Alpha to Ars Brute Squad Airforce, you have permission to release the payload, I repeat, you have permission to release the payload. 'bzzt' -Alpha

Maxer · Jun 17, 2003

Why didn't you use kleenex or something?

HydraShok · Jun 17, 2003

Dude, you don't have to make the "bzzt" sound, it already does that. (Movie Reference++)

Sandline · Jun 17, 2003

Pretty quick Shaft, thanks for fixing that, hehe.

anak1 · Jun 17, 2003

<blockquote class="ip-ubbcode-quote">
quote:<hr>you have permission to release the payload, I repeat, you have permission to release the payload. <hr>
</blockquote>
 It was releasing a payload that got us in to this mess in the first place, pal. Let's not have that anymore. -- View image here: http://arstechnica.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif --

Thanatos · Jun 17, 2003

[Removed to spare Persona's bandwidth]

[This message was edited by Thanatos on June 17, 2003 at 03:09.]

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